mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.